Playboy Magazine and the Who’s Your Daddy Truck
Playboy? I don’t read it. But if I did, it probably wouldn’t be for the articles. A friend of mine has a subscription. Home delivery. For the articles, quote unquote. Whatever. I never believed him.
Then, the other night, I got a call from said friend.
“I’m reading Playboy. You’re not gonna believe what I saw,” he exclaimed, sounding shocked.
“I don’t know…natural breasts?” I replied.
“The truck! The Who’s Your Daddy Truck is in Playboy!!”
Crazy but true. The most iconic magazine in the history of the world, with a picture of my RV. Insane. I never thought I would tell someone, “I’m in Playboy! Check out the Year in Sex 2013 article!”
Bizarre. Of course, it’s not really me, it’s just the truck. And the pic is tucked away below Miley Cyrus and a lot of other naked women, so who’s really going to see it anyway. Which brings me back to my friend.
“I am totally shocked,” I told him.
“Me, too. The Who’s Your Daddy truck is fast becoming an icon!”
“No, man, not about that.”
“Then what is so shocking?”
“You actually read the articles.”